Patient of Heart new Jokes
A patient of heart asking his doctor
Patient: Doctor, can I use the stair soon?
Doctor: Yes, But not very often.
Patient: Oh! You are a lifesaver!
Doctor: Why!
Patient: My life has been devastated from when I started using the water pipe to go
upstairs.
Operation Theater new Jokes
A patient in the operation theater suddenly put his hand on the pocket and brings out the money he got.
Doctor: Oh, no! You do not have to pay before the operation.
Patient: Oh, no, I am counting my money before you push that anesthesia.
Media new jokes
Two friends sitting on a wet grazing field and are gossiping about the future of
media.
Jhon: Technology is advancing, is the television going to replace the newspaper soon?
Paul: I don’t think so.
Jhon: why?
Paul: Because you can’t put a television under your butt.
Sinking boat new jokes
Two friends went on a picnic by boat. After going to the middle of the river, the
boat started sinking.
Jhon: hey! Robin, the boat is sinking!
Robin: Don’t worry at all. Let it sink.
Jhon: Why!
Robin: First, Its not our boat, I hired it. And, the owner has an insurance policy also.
Professor jokes
A professor’s wife is in the hospital. She was in labor. Professor was reading a book on quantum physics with full attention. Suddenly a nurse came and said, Hey! Professor! There is a boy…
Professor was disturbed and said, “Tell him to come another day, I am very busy today!”
Indian restaurant
An Indian man enters into a restaurant to eat lunch.
Manager: Sir, please sit here, you will feel like home
The man with anger replied “If I feel like home, what is the point of coming here!”
Mugger jokes
A mugger stopped an ordinary jobholder in the street at midnight.
Mugger: What will you give me, the wallet or your life?
The man: oh, brother, take my life for now. If you take that wallet, I will not be able to eat for the rest of the month. Then I will die of hunger
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