Brand New Jokes : Husband wife jokes

Husband wife new jokes

Husband : oh, Will is crying, he wants to ride a donkey. What can I do?

Wife: Just put him on your back, he will stop.

 

 

Crime new jokes

Jailer : Tomorrow you will be executed at 9am.

Criminal: ha ha ha!

Jailer : Is that a matter of joke?

Criminal : I am used to sleep till 10am you idiot!

 

 

Lawyer Jokes

Jhon: why you came to me for such a sily decision? you can go to an advocate if you want.

Paul : hmm.. but everybody told me that, even a stupid can give me that suggestion.

 

 

 

Man : I wan to change my name.

Officer : so, whats you current name?

Man : Jhon Donkee Stoopid

Officer : And, you want to change your name to…?

Man : William Donkee Stoopid.

 

Indian jokes

Govinda: What you are going to do?

Roshan: I am planning on doing a business, an honest one.

Govinda: then you will create a monopoly in your business.

Roshan : How!

Govinda: Nobody will do business in your way.

 

 

Brand New Jokes episode 4