Husband wife new jokes
Husband : oh, Will is crying, he wants to ride a donkey. What can I do?
Wife: Just put him on your back, he will stop.
Crime new jokes
Jailer : Tomorrow you will be executed at 9am.
Criminal: ha ha ha!
Jailer : Is that a matter of joke?
Criminal : I am used to sleep till 10am you idiot!
Lawyer Jokes
Jhon: why you came to me for such a sily decision? you can go to an advocate if you want.
Paul : hmm.. but everybody told me that, even a stupid can give me that suggestion.
Man : I wan to change my name.
Officer : so, whats you current name?
Man : Jhon Donkee Stoopid
Officer : And, you want to change your name to…?
Man : William Donkee Stoopid.
Indian jokes
Govinda: What you are going to do?
Roshan: I am planning on doing a business, an honest one.
Govinda: then you will create a monopoly in your business.
Roshan : How!
Govinda: Nobody will do business in your way.