Brand New Jokes on loan and robbery
Michael : Hey Jack, can you lend me 100 bucks?
Jack : I gave you 50 bucks two weeks ago, and you still did not returned it.
Michael : Ok then, take your 50 bucks and lend me the rest 50.
Robbery jokes
Leader of the robbers : hey Alfred, did you hide our money securely?
Alfred : Yes boss! our bank-robbery money is in the most secured place now!
Leader : And.. where is that?
Alfred : Now there is a 25 story building, at which place I dug up and put those money.