A beggar asking for money from a well dressed and jolly minded gentleman. The gentleman gives him a $50 note! Beggar: you are so generous sir! Gentleman: But, tell me one thing, what happened to you, why you are in such worse condition? Beggar: I was just like you sir. I used to give $50 to beggars.
Two champions new Jokes
A muscular man went into a river to take a bath. He left his cloths on the bank and put a note on the top of the cloths. The note says- “I am a bodybuilder and Olympic champion in weight lifting, so if you are thinking to steal my cloths, be careful”. Then he took bath and swim with relax. But when he got up from the river, he found his cloths missing. Instead of cloths he found a note saying, “…and I was a champion in marathon”
Boss new Jokes
Merinda: I quit today. Jhon: what! Why! Merinda: I can’t do that job, after what my boss said to me. Jhon: What that bus**rd told you! Merinda: He told me, ‘you are fired.’
Student new Jokes
Teacher: Tell me William, if you deduct 5 from 5, what will be left in your hand? Student: this pen sir.
Police New jokes
Captain: Oh! Can’t you catch the thief? He was not running fast enough! Officer: Ya.. mm.. But I have his fingerprint! Captain: How! Officer: Here, right in my face sir!
Indian New Jokes
An Indian woman went into the market to buy some apples. Woman: Is these apples safe and organic? You sure, no chemical mixed in it? Shopkeeper: no, mam. But, if you want some, go to that store. They sell chemicals.