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wife new Jokes

Jhon : Never take loan from your wife, especially who got issues with memory.

Paul : Why, What happened to you?

Jhon : I tool loan $100 from her 10 years ago. I paid her $100 twice and still I owe her $160 with interest.

 

New Jokes 2

Jhon : Sir, I need leave.

Officer: Why! you took leave just a week ago.

Jhon : I have to marry sir.

Officer: Office will not bear the responsibility of outside accident.

 

Jhon: Hey.. you are my friend.. what will you say to my wife if I die?

Paul : I will say, no problem, He is gone, so what, here I am.

 

Wife new jokes

Wife : Hey dear, how is the soup?

Husband took a sip and spit it instantly.

Husband: Oh Shit! It tastes like dung!

Wife: Oh, when did you eat dung?

 

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