These are the universe’s 10 best One liner Jokes
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- I just got a job at a bank, but I don’t think they’re taking me seriously. They asked me to leave my qualifications at the door.
- Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu, you just get what you deserve.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumbly.
- I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
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