There are some new and oven baked husband wife jokes for you
Husband was in a drinking party with his friends and it was late night. He called his wife while drunk but in a little sense.
Husband: Hey dear, what is the menu for tonight?
Angry wife : Poison! only poison!
Husband : Ok, have your dinner and go to bed, I may be late.
Lost Wife
Husband to an unknown lady in a market : Excuse me madam, can I have a little chat with you?
The woman: Why ?
Husband : I just lost my wife and her phone is also switched off.
Woman : so, why you want to talk with me instead of finding your wife?
Husband : Whenever I talked with some unknown lady, my wife always caught me.
another Husband wife jokes
Wife : Where are you!
Husband : Do you remember the jewelry store near the plaza?
Wife : Yes!
Husband : I wish I could buy that glittering diamond necklace for you dear.
Wife (with soft voice) : So, Where are you now..
Husband : I am at the coffee house just behind that jewelry store.
Husband and wife jokes
Husband : I am going to Dubai
Wife : bring some diamond jewelry for me.
Husband : I am going to USA
Wife : Don’t forget to bring some cosmetics for me
Husband : I am going to Paris.
Wife : Bring a nice perfume please
Husband : I am going to Hell!
Wife : ok, take care of yourself dear.