brand new Husband wife jokes

There are some new and oven baked husband wife jokes for you

 

Husband was in a drinking party with his friends and it was late night. He called his wife while drunk but in a little sense.

Husband: Hey dear, what is the menu for tonight?

Angry wife : Poison! only poison!

Husband : Ok, have your dinner and go to bed, I may be late.

 

Lost Wife

Husband to an unknown lady in a market : Excuse me madam, can I have a little chat with you?

The woman: Why ?

Husband : I just lost my wife and her phone is also switched off.

Woman : so, why you want to talk with me instead of finding your wife?

Husband : Whenever I talked with some unknown lady, my wife always caught me.

 

another Husband wife jokes

Wife :  Where are you!

Husband : Do you remember the jewelry store near the plaza?

Wife : Yes!

Husband : I wish I could buy that glittering diamond necklace for you dear.

Wife (with soft voice) : So, Where are you now..

Husband : I am at the coffee house just behind that jewelry store.

 

Husband and wife jokes

Husband : I am going to Dubai

Wife : bring some diamond jewelry for me.

Husband : I am going to USA

Wife : Don’t forget to bring some cosmetics for me

Husband : I am going to Paris.

Wife : Bring a nice perfume please

Husband : I am going to Hell!

Wife : ok, take care of yourself dear.