Brand New Jokes -1
Judge to Criminal : I am sorry, for our mistake you have to stay in jail for extra two years
Criminal : No problem sir, next time, adjust my two years with the sentence.
Brand New Jokes -2
After a heavy fight with the homeowner the mugger took control and going to pick up a nice golden trophy.
Homeowner asked him politely with pity : Please don’t take that trophy. Its a special one.
Mugger : Whats so special in this?
Homeowner: I got this as a first prize at a karate tournament.
Brand New Jokes
Doctor : Helo Mr Jhon, you have two news, One bad and you know.. other one is good
Jhon : Oh, then the bad news first.
Doctor: You got short term memory loss problem.
Jhon : Oh, what is the bad news?