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Brand new hilarious jokes , Try to laugh moderately

Brand new hilarious jokes -1 . You should take an ECG before reading this. Try to laugh moderately.

Oh Chocolate!

A fat lady rushing through the cash counter of a supershop with her three year old boy. There is a chocolate counter near the cash counter as usual. The lady continuously murmuring, “Oh Jessica! Just hold on! It won’t take much time. We will shortly pay the bill and go out the shop. We will not look into the chocolate counter. I promise, I will not buy chocolate anymore. Sweets are bad for health! You have to believe it by heart.”

Hearing this, the cashier was a bit surprised and asks the lady, “Hm, you named your boy Jessica, that’s quite different”

“Oh no!” the lady replied, I was talking to myself!”

Brand new hilarious jokes-2

How to get a Free Haircut

A man brings a boy to a saloon and tells the barbar to cut the hair. He also said to give the boy a good head-massage, facial and shampoo. After the initial haircut the man tell the boys, you sit here gently, I am going to bring a nice smoothy for you. He also asked the barbar to take care of the boy incase he needs anything else. Then the man goes away. Meanwhile, the barbar did everything the man asked him to do. But the man never came back to the saloon.

The barbar asked the boy, when is your father coming back?

The boy surprised and said, ‘oh mister, he is not my father. He told me earlier that if I need a free haircut with facial.’

 

Brand new hilarious jokes-2

My BMW My BMW!

A spoiled boy of a billionare was driving a BMW car and shouting all the way “My BMW! My BMW!”. He was too unmindful that he got crashed. The accident was severe. But the boy was still shouting, My BMW! Oh my poor BMW! A passerby saw the incident and tells the boy, “Oh boy! You just lost your left hand and still worrying about the damn car!”

The boy then shouted, “Oh my Rolex! My Rolex!”

 

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