New Jokes : A customer entered into an Indian restaurant

Here are some New Jokes on Parachute, Medical and a Bald man with eight hairs. A customer entered into an Indian low-class restaurant and ordered some foods. The order is taking so long that the customer went angry and asked the waiter, “Where is your manager! I wanna complain!” Waiter, “Wait for a little longer sir, our manager went for lunch at another restaurant”  

Another New jokes on parachute

Boy: This parachute looks fine, but if it doesn’t work can I exchange it? Shopkeeper smiles and nod his head : Of course! if it does not work,  you can have as much as you want. Even I can give you 50% discount too.   New jokes on Medical Students Professor is taking the practical class. A dead dog has been brought up to the class. The professor put a finger on the dog’s anus and put a finger on his mouth. Professor: ok folks, now do the same! Everyone were disgusted to watch this, but they had no choice. They put a finger in the same spot of the dead dog and put that finger into their mouths. Professor: ok, now I will say, Focus is the key factor of success here. If you want to be a good doctor you should focus more. If you focused carefully, you could see that, I put my middle finger on the dog and put my index finger on my mouth.   New jokes on hair An almost bald man entered into a barber shop. The barber counted his hair, there were only eight of them. Barber went a bit angry and tell the man, “Do I have to cut your hair or do you just need a count?” The man replied “just dye my hair, you idiot!”