Script for an Standup Comedy Show
[Setting: A stage with a single spotlight. The comedian, let's call him Joe, walks confidently onto the stage.]
Joe: Hello, everyone! How's everyone doing tonight? Good? Great! Well, I'm here to make you laugh, or at least try to. So, let's get started!
Joe: You know, I've been thinking about it... why do we call it "fast food" when we spend half an hour in the drive-thru?
[Audience chuckles]
Joe: I mean, if it's so fast, shouldn't it be called "instant food" or "blink-and-you-miss-it food"?
[Audience laughs]
Joe: Speaking of food, have you ever noticed that there's always that one friend who claims to be on a diet but eats more than anyone else at the table?
[Audience nods knowingly]
Joe: Yeah, they're like, "I'll just have a salad," and then they end up ordering a...