brand new Husband wife jokes
There are some new and oven baked husband wife jokes for you
Husband was in a drinking party with his friends and it was late night. He called his wife while drunk but in a little sense.
Husband: Hey dear, what is the menu for tonight?
Angry wife : Poison! only poison!
Husband : Ok, have your dinner and go to bed, I may be late.
Lost Wife
Husband to an unknown lady in a market : Excuse me madam, can I have a little chat with you?
The woman: Why ?
Husband : I just lost my wife and her phone is also switched off.
Woman : so, why you want to talk with me instead of finding your wife?
Husband : Whenever I talked with some unknown lady, my wife always caught me.
another Husband wife jokes
Wife : Where are you!
Husband : Do yo...



