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brand new jokes on elephant

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brand new jokes on elephant An man is crying loudly sitting near a big dead elephant Boy: Oh! poor man, he must loved that elephant so much. Father : No, my boy. he is crying for a different reason. Boy: What is that! what else could be the reason? Father : he was the owner of this circus elephant. Now he has to bury it!

brand new jokes of Doctor

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A Male patient is running away rapidly from operation theater. Nurses and other staffs rushed following him. Patient directly goes to his wife. Wife: What happened to your bypass surgery! why you ran away! Patient : oh. nurse kept saying that, don't worry, its a simple operation. Wife : Its common, they were trying to calm you down Patient : No! the nurse was talking to the surgeon!

Brand New Jokes : Loan Jokes

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Brand New Jokes on loan and robbery Michael : Hey Jack, can you lend me 100 bucks? Jack : I gave you 50 bucks two weeks ago, and you still did not returned it. Michael : Ok then, take your 50 bucks and lend me the rest 50.   Robbery jokes Leader of the robbers : hey Alfred, did you hide our money securely? Alfred : Yes boss! our bank-robbery money is in the most secured place now! Leader : And.. where is that? Alfred : Now there is a 25 story building, at which place I dug up and put those money.   More Brand New jokes 
How to impress your girlfriend in easy way

How to impress your girlfriend in easy way

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Impressing girlfriend is one of the romantic and cute dream a guy can cherish. But its not like taking a candy from a baby. Impressing means, you have to be something, that you are not in regular. So, no more boring introduction, we are direct going to our tips on how to impress your girlfriend . how to impress your girlfriend Compliment intelligently: You already know, girls like complement, boys too. But now, we are focused on only your girlfriend. So, girls, plz don't mind, the same tips may also not applicable for you. So, boys, you should give thanks or credit to your gf, but not on every single occasion. Think wisely before talking such. Make her believe that you do not complement others easily. Tell her, you particularly liked 'that' part of her actions or works and make...
The Festival of Food- Nabanno

The Festival of Food- Nabanno

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Colourful fairs, musical soirees and ceremonial festivals are all part and parcel of Nabanna Utsov or the harvest Food Festival of Bangladesh By: Munira A. Fidai   food festival “O ma Oghrane tor bhora khete ami ki dekhechi modhur hashi,” This is a line written by Rabindranath Tagore in our national anthem, literally meaning - “O my motherland, I have seen sweet smiles (of farmers) in the full paddy fields in Agrahayan (a month on the Bengali calendar). It is commonly said that Bangladesh is a land where there are 13 festivals in 12 months. Bengalis will agree to this fact and quite unapologetically too. Festival of food that were held sacred as prayers in the primitive society are now celebrated with so much zeal and zest that they have started to look more and more social in ...
Travel Destinations : Kolkata to kurseong &  Muscat to salalah

Travel Destinations : Kolkata to kurseong & Muscat to salalah

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Travel Destinations : Kolkata to kurseong & Muscat to salalah Travel Destinations : Kolkata to kurseong Head to the land of white orchids, approximately 580 km away from Kolkata to catch the best of the winter season. At an altitude of 4846 feet, Kurseong is a hill station that is reminiscent of the colonial era. With a plethora of sites like the British heritage Dow Hill Park, the beautifully preserved Salamander Lake and adventure options like trekking and rafting, Kurseong is the perfect weekend getaway. Kurseong also houses some of the country’s best tea gardens and has a huge market for costly and high-quality tea. Travel Destinations : Muscat to salalah Known for its monsoon festival, Salalah is a natural and architectural wonder of Oman. Located in the Dhofar Governo...

Brand New Jokes : wife new jokes

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wife new Jokes Jhon : Never take loan from your wife, especially who got issues with memory. Paul : Why, What happened to you? Jhon : I tool loan $100 from her 10 years ago. I paid her $100 twice and still I owe her $160 with interest.   New Jokes 2 Jhon : Sir, I need leave. Officer: Why! you took leave just a week ago. Jhon : I have to marry sir. Officer: Office will not bear the responsibility of outside accident.   Jhon: Hey.. you are my friend.. what will you say to my wife if I die? Paul : I will say, no problem, He is gone, so what, here I am.   Wife new jokes Wife : Hey dear, how is the soup? Husband took a sip and spit it instantly. Husband: Oh Shit! It tastes like dung! Wife: Oh, when did you eat dung?   ...

Brand New Jokes : Husband wife jokes

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Husband wife new jokes Husband : oh, Will is crying, he wants to ride a donkey. What can I do? Wife: Just put him on your back, he will stop.     Crime new jokes Jailer : Tomorrow you will be executed at 9am. Criminal: ha ha ha! Jailer : Is that a matter of joke? Criminal : I am used to sleep till 10am you idiot!     Lawyer Jokes Jhon: why you came to me for such a sily decision? you can go to an advocate if you want. Paul : hmm.. but everybody told me that, even a stupid can give me that suggestion.       Man : I wan to change my name. Officer : so, whats you current name? Man : Jhon Donkee Stoopid Officer : And, you want to change your name to...? Man : William Donkee Stoopid.   Indian jok...

win a girl’s heart , The formula of not being a dumb one

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Ok, in term of getting and need of love, there is no difference between boys and girls. Both wants the same thing. True and unconditional love. But that is like uranium, rare and radioactive! Lets have some tips on how to win a girl's heart. But I dont know why, may be biologically, its always been harder for boys, when the question of winning heart of girls. May be the reason behind such is the insecurity and conservatism of girls. And, those, who can assure the girl that, she will be 100% safe and the love is truly beyond expectation, then there is a higher chance of winning the worldcup, I mean Love! Win a girl's heart Never follow the stereotypes rules. Girls already know google and they also search such topics how to win a girl's heart. So, You need not follow the niche rules...
constipation home remedies and the causes of the problem

constipation home remedies and the causes of the problem

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In most cases, an unplanned diet or irregular eating, leads to constipation. However, in some cases the problem is genetic. Constipation can increase the risk of colon cancer if you do not take appropriate measures in time. Here we bring out some constipation home remedies by consulting some doctors. Due to constipation, the feces from the body cannot be excreted daily. It causes a serious discomfort and can leads to more harmful conditions. Let's find out the reasons behind the constipation.   Causes of constipation :   1) Drinking less water. That means, not drinking at least 2-3 liter of water daily. 2) Eating less of fiber or fiber, vegetables and fruits. 3) Eating excessive amounts of dairy foods like beef, cheese, butter, butter oil etc. 4) Not Exercisin...

Brand New Jokes episode 4

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New Jokes 1 Nobody wears which Dress? Answer : Address   New Jokes Genie jokes Jhon found the lamp and started rubbing it with no delay. Eventually the genie comes out with a big yawn. Genie : What! Jhon : umm.. Ya.. I want a big complex near a sea beach with a view of blue ocean and... Before finishing his sentence, Jhon got a big slap from genie Thrashhhhhh! Jhon : Whats wrong with you.. you are the lamp of the genie.. Genie: If I could get you a big home like that, why the hell am I living in a lamp?!   Teacher jokes Teacher: Roni, tell me a big word Roni : Rubber! Teacher: how is that a big word? Roni : pull it sir, it will get bigger!   Bird Jokes Why the birds migrate from Siberia to other warmer countries? Why do th...

Brand New Jokes : Courtroom and mugger jokes

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Brand New Jokes -1 Judge to Criminal : I am sorry, for our mistake you have to stay in jail for extra two years Criminal : No problem sir, next time, adjust my two years with the sentence.   Brand New Jokes -2 After a heavy fight with the homeowner the mugger took control and going to pick up a nice golden trophy. Homeowner asked him politely with pity : Please don't take that trophy. Its a special one. Mugger : Whats so special in this? Homeowner: I got this as a first prize at a karate tournament.   Brand New Jokes Doctor : Helo Mr Jhon, you have two news, One bad and you know.. other one is good Jhon : Oh, then the bad news first. Doctor: You got short term memory loss problem. Jhon : Oh, what is the bad news?

New Jokes : A customer entered into an Indian restaurant

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Here are some New Jokes on Parachute, Medical and a Bald man with eight hairs. A customer entered into an Indian low-class restaurant and ordered some foods. The order is taking so long that the customer went angry and asked the waiter, "Where is your manager! I wanna complain!" Waiter, "Wait for a little longer sir, our manager went for lunch at another restaurant"   Another New jokes on parachute Boy: This parachute looks fine, but if it doesn't work can I exchange it? Shopkeeper smiles and nod his head : Of course! if it does not work,  you can have as much as you want. Even I can give you 50% discount too.   New jokes on Medical Students Professor is taking the practical class. A dead dog has been brought up to the class. The prof...

Brand New jokes episode 2

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Beggar new jokes A beggar asking for money from a well dressed and jolly minded gentleman. The gentleman gives him a $50 note! Beggar: you are so generous sir! Gentleman: But, tell me one thing, what happened to you, why you are in such worse condition? Beggar: I was just like you sir. I used to give $50 to beggars. Two champions new Jokes A muscular man went into a river to take a bath. He left his cloths on the bank and put a note on the top of the cloths. The note says- "I am a bodybuilder and Olympic champion in weight lifting, so if you are thinking to steal my cloths, be careful". Then he took bath and swim with relax. But when he got up from the river, he found his cloths missing. In...

Brand New Jokes Episode-1

Health and Lifestyle, New Jokes and Articles
Patient of Heart new Jokes A patient of heart asking his doctor Patient: Doctor, can I use the stair soon? Doctor: Yes, But not very often. Patient: Oh! You are a lifesaver! Doctor: Why! Patient: My life has been devastated from when I started using the water pipe to go upstairs. Operation Theater new Jokes A patient in the operation theater suddenly put his hand on the pocket and brings out the money he got. Doctor: Oh, no! You do not have to pay before the operation. Patient: Oh, no, I am counting my money before you push that anesthesia. Media new jokes Two friends sitting on a wet grazing field and are gossiping about the future of media....

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