Brand New Jokes episode 4

10/19/2019 by abc

New Jokes 1

Nobody wears which Dress?

Answer : Address

Jhon found the lamp and started rubbing it with no delay.

Eventually the genie comes out with a big yawn.

Genie : What!

Jhon : umm.. Ya.. I want a big complex near a sea beach with a view of blue ocean and…

Before finishing his sentence, Jhon got a big slap from genie

Thrashhhhhh!

Jhon : Whats wrong with you.. you are the lamp of the genie..

Genie: If I could get you a big home like that, why the hell am I living in a lamp?!

Teacher: Roni, tell me a big word

Roni : Rubber!

Teacher: how is that a big word?

Roni : pull it sir, it will get bigger!

Bird Jokes

Why the birds migrate from Siberia to other warmer countries? Why do they fly all the way long?

Answer: they don’t have the money to buy ticket of the airplane.

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