11 Best One Liner Jokes of All Time

·  I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

·  I told my computer I needed a break, it froze.

·  I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

·  Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

·  I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

·  I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it.

·  Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.

·  I used to be a baker until I got burnt out.

·  Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

·  Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

·  I’m reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it.