Monday, July 15

10 best One liner Jokes in the World

These are the universe’s 10 best One liner Jokes

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  2. I just got a job at a bank, but I don’t think they’re taking me seriously. They asked me to leave my qualifications at the door.
  3. Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu, you just get what you deserve.
  4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  5. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
  6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
  7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumbly.
  8. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  9. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
  10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

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