Brand new jokes about husband and wife
Mr. David and Amanda are husband and wife. There is no understanding between the two. Quarrel continues day and night. They went to a consultant. After hearing all this, the consultant said to Mr. David ‘I understand your problem. Listen, you wake up every morning and walk five kilometers. ‘
A week later, the consultant called Mr. David.
Consultant: What’s up Mr. David, how are you?
Mr. David: I am very good! Your advice worked.
Consultant: Wow! How is your wife?
Mr. David: What can I say? I am 35 kilometers away from home!
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Brand new jokes about pocket money
Husband: I think our daughter is in love!
Wife: Why do you think so?
Husband: No, now she doesn’t want any pocket money from me.
