Brand new husband wife jokes: 5km walking tips

Brand new jokes about husband and wife

Mr. David and Amanda are husband and wife. There is no understanding between the two. Quarrel continues day and night. They went to a consultant. After hearing all this, the consultant said to Mr. David ‘I understand your problem. Listen, you wake up every morning and walk five kilometers. ‘

A week later, the consultant called Mr. David.

Consultant: What’s up Mr. David, how are you?

Mr. David: I am very good! Your advice worked.

Consultant: Wow! How is your wife?

Mr. David: What can I say? I am 35 kilometers away from home!

 

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Brand new jokes about pocket money

Husband: I think our daughter is in love!

Wife: Why do you think so?

Husband: No, now she doesn’t want any pocket money from me.