Lets have 3 brand new jokes to have a good laugh
The lawyer and the accused:
Lawyer: I have acquitted you this time. From now on, try to stay away from vicious and dangerous people.
Defendant: Of course sir. I will definitely start with you.
What does your husband know?
A middle-aged woman with a strong temperament came across some rooky boys standing and smoking. Then she went forward and said:
Woman: Hey baby, does your mother know that you smoke cigarettes?
Boys: Well madam, does your mother know that you talk to strangers on the street?
Water problem
Emon got up at the hotel while traveling. Seeing the hotel room, he asked the hotel boy:
Emon: Is there any problem with water in your hotel?
Hotel Boy: You can rest assured, sir. It is the rainy season and there are plenty of holes in the roof.
