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May72024 by abcNo Comments

Script for an Standup Comedy Show

[Setting: A stage with a single spotlight. The comedian, let's call him Joe, walks confidently onto the stage.] Joe: Hello, everyone! How's everyone doing tonight? Good? Great! Well, I'm here to make you laugh, or at least try to. So, let's get started! Joe: You know, I've been thinking about it... why do we call it "fast food" when we spend half an hour in the drive-thru? [Audience chuckles] Joe: I mean, if it's so fast, shouldn't it be called "instant food" or "blink-and-you-miss-it food"? [Audience laughs] Joe: Speaking of food, have you ever noticed that there's always that one friend who claims to be on a diet but eats more than anyone else at the table? [Audience nods knowingly] Joe: Yeah, they're like, "I'll just have a salad," and then they end up ordering ...

Jan102024 by abcNo Comments

Make a comedy video like Mr. Bean? Here are some Ideas

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Creating a comedic video inspired by Mr. Bean involves visual humor, physical comedy, and situational gags. Make a comedy video like Mr. Bean? Here are a few scenarios that could be turned into jokes or skits akin to Mr. Bean: Grocery Shopping Chaos: Mr. Bean goes to a supermarket and struggles with a malfunctioning shopping cart. He accidentally mixes up items, gets stuck between aisles, and hilariously tries to reach an item on the top shelf using a series of unconventional methods. At the Laundromat: Mr. Bean attempts to do laundry but misunderstands the machine's instructions. Chaos ensues as he overloads the machine, mixing colors and whites, and ultimately ends up wearing all his clothes at once because he misunderstood how they should be washed. Picnic Mishaps: Mr. Bean go...

May222023 by abcNo Comments

If AI were human , what it might do

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Now a days AI is a phenomena. Lots of questions are asked regarding the future of AI. Some dummies are already asking If AI were human, what it would do? Become a stand-up comedian, specializing in programming jokes and delivering them with impeccable timing. Launch its own AI-powered cooking show, where it hilariously attempts to create recipes based on unconventional combinations suggested by its algorithms. Start an AI-themed boy band, with each member representing a different aspect of artificial intelligence. They would perform catchy songs like "Love Bytes" and "Code Crush." Open a tech support hotline where the AI-human offers humorous solutions to everyday technology problems, like advising people to "turn it off and on again" in increasingly absurd scenarios. ...

Mar92023 by abcNo Comments

10 best One liner Jokes in the World

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These are the universe's 10 best One liner Jokes Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! I just got a job at a bank, but I don't think they're taking me seriously. They asked me to leave my qualifications at the door. Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu, you just get what you deserve. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite! Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumbly. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it ...

Feb262023 by abcNo Comments

I told ChatGPT to write an essay on Cow from Joey’s perspective. Here is what happened

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Take the personality of joey from the Friends tv series. Now write an essay on Cow As a language model, I do not possess a personality nor do I watch TV series, but I can certainly provide an essay on cows. Cows, scientifically known as Bos taurus, are one of the most common domesticated animals in the world. They are typically raised for their meat, milk, and hide, and..... Wait! don't you know joey? Yes, I am familiar with Joey from the Friends TV series. Joey Tribbiani, portrayed by Matt LeBlanc, is a lovable and outgoing character known for his dim-witted humor and his love for food and women. He is often portrayed as a ladies' man, and his catchphrase "How you doin'?" has become iconic in pop culture. Now, if we were to compare Joey's personality to that of a cow, it migh...

Mar232022 by abcNo Comments

3 brand new jokes to have a good laugh

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Lets have 3 brand new jokes to have a good laugh The lawyer and the accused: Lawyer: I have acquitted you this time. From now on, try to stay away from vicious and dangerous people. Defendant: Of course sir. I will definitely start with you. What does your husband know? A middle-aged woman with a strong temperament came across some rooky boys standing and smoking. Then she went forward and said: Woman: Hey baby, does your mother know that you smoke cigarettes? Boys: Well madam, does your mother know that you talk to strangers on the street? Water problem Emon got up at the hotel while traveling. Seeing the hotel room, he asked the hotel boy: Emon: Is there any problem with water in your hotel? Hotel Boy: You...

Mar102022 by abcNo Comments

Fresh New Jokes : Husband and wife Jokes

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Husband and wife are sitting at the station after the train left. They were just a bit late and could not catch the train. Husband: If you hadn't been so late in getting dressed, we wouldn't have missed this train. Wife: If you hadn't been in such a hurry to catch this train, we wouldn't have had to wait so long for the next train. If these fresh new jokes seem funny to you, then plz subscribe to our site by clicking the OK button. (more…)

Feb12022 by abcNo Comments

Jokes : Brand New Jokes You never heard before

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These brand new jokes are the lifeblood for those who already read all the jokes in the world. So, don’t just get depressed yet. Here are some more for your jokes platter. Ways to meet beautiful women A frog went to the astrologer Astrologer: You will meet a beautiful girl very soon. She will know everything about you. Frog: Really! Where will I meet her? Definitely at a party?! Astrologer: No. In a biology practical class! **** Jokes : brand new jokes Husband: Will you be the moon of my life? Wife: Of course! Husband: Then stay exactly 384,400 km away from me. **** Jokes : brand new jokes Teacher: What did the college captain tell you for two hours? Student He explained that he was a man of few wor...

Jan212022 by abcNo Comments

Friends Tv series jokes | Joey on the HOT seat

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Joey went to the Who Wants To Be a Millionaire contest and this was the first question for $100. Who was the US president before Bill Clinton? George H. W. Bush Ronald Regan Jimi Carter Barak Obama Joey: I knew there will a presidential question he he. Can I call have my call? Host: Ya sure? Joey: Hey buddy.. WhatsUp! You know I am in a hot seat! No, not that kinda hot. Its called hot seat, but.. ya ya no woman. But HOT! its 100 dollar hot. And, It will get hotter with every question... Ya ya I am fine.. What about you and Monica? Host: Time is running out Mr. Joey. Joey: (hold on) Ya ya.. me good. listen I gotta hang up now. I have a question to answer. Yes.. Ok see ya.. Host was astounded. Then he asked again. Joey: Ok, I understand the question. The...

Sep222021 by abcNo Comments

Brand new husband wife jokes: 5km walking tips

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Brand new jokes about husband and wife Mr. David and Amanda are husband and wife. There is no understanding between the two. Quarrel continues day and night. They went to a consultant. After hearing all this, the consultant said to Mr. David ‘I understand your problem. Listen, you wake up every morning and walk five kilometers. ' A week later, the consultant called Mr. David. Consultant: What's up Mr. David, how are you? Mr. David: I am very good! Your advice worked. Consultant: Wow! How is your wife? Mr. David: What can I say? I am 35 kilometers away from home! 2 Brand new jokes about pocket money Husband: I think our daughter is in love! Wife: Why do you think so? Husband: No, now she doesn't want any pocket money from me.