Brand New Jokes : Courtroom and mugger jokes

Brand New Jokes -1

Judge to Criminal : I am sorry, for our mistake you have to stay in jail for extra two years

Criminal : No problem sir, next time, adjust my two years with the sentence.

 

Brand New Jokes -2

After a heavy fight with the homeowner the mugger took control and going to pick up a nice golden trophy.

Homeowner asked him politely with pity : Please don’t take that trophy. Its a special one.

Mugger : Whats so special in this?

Homeowner: I got this as a first prize at a karate tournament.

 

Brand New Jokes

Doctor : Helo Mr Jhon, you have two news, One bad and you know.. other one is good

Jhon : Oh, then the bad news first.

Doctor: You got short term memory loss problem.

Jhon : Oh, what is the bad news?