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May72024 by abcNo Comments

Script for an Standup Comedy Show

[Setting: A stage with a single spotlight. The comedian, let's call him Joe, walks confidently onto the stage.] Joe: Hello, everyone! How's everyone doing tonight? Good? Great! Well, I'm here to make you laugh, or at least try to. So, let's get started! Joe: You know, I've been thinking about it... why do we call it "fast food" when we spend half an hour in the drive-thru? [Audience chuckles] Joe: I mean, if it's so fast, shouldn't it be called "instant food" or "blink-and-you-miss-it food"? [Audience laughs] Joe: Speaking of food, have you ever noticed that there's always that one friend who claims to be on a diet but eats more than anyone else at the table? [Audience nods knowingly] Joe: Yeah, they're like, "I'll just have a salad," and then they end up ordering a...

Jan102024 by abcNo Comments

Make a comedy video like Mr. Bean? Here are some Ideas

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Creating a comedic video inspired by Mr. Bean involves visual humor, physical comedy, and situational gags. Make a comedy video like Mr. Bean? Here are a few scenarios that could be turned into jokes or skits akin to Mr. Bean: Grocery Shopping Chaos: Mr. Bean goes to a supermarket and struggles with a malfunctioning shopping cart. He accidentally mixes up items, gets stuck between aisles, and hilariously tries to reach an item on the top shelf using a series of unconventional methods. At the Laundromat: Mr. Bean attempts to do laundry but misunderstands the machine's instructions. Chaos ensues as he overloads the machine, mixing colors and whites, and ultimately ends up wearing all his clothes at once because he misunderstood how they should be washed. Picnic Mishaps: Mr. Bean goe...

May222023 by abcNo Comments

If AI were human , what it might do

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Now a days AI is a phenomena. Lots of questions are asked regarding the future of AI. Some dummies are already asking If AI were human, what it would do? Become a stand-up comedian, specializing in programming jokes and delivering them with impeccable timing. Launch its own AI-powered cooking show, where it hilariously attempts to create recipes based on unconventional combinations suggested by its algorithms. Start an AI-themed boy band, with each member representing a different aspect of artificial intelligence. They would perform catchy songs like "Love Bytes" and "Code Crush." Open a tech support hotline where the AI-human offers humorous solutions to everyday technology problems, like advising people to "turn it off and on again" in increasingly absurd scenarios. C...

Jan212022 by abcNo Comments

Friends Tv series jokes | Joey on the HOT seat

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Joey went to the Who Wants To Be a Millionaire contest and this was the first question for $100. Who was the US president before Bill Clinton? George H. W. Bush Ronald Regan Jimi Carter Barak Obama Joey: I knew there will a presidential question he he. Can I call have my call? Host: Ya sure? Joey: Hey buddy.. WhatsUp! You know I am in a hot seat! No, not that kinda hot. Its called hot seat, but.. ya ya no woman. But HOT! its 100 dollar hot. And, It will get hotter with every question... Ya ya I am fine.. What about you and Monica? Host: Time is running out Mr. Joey. Joey: (hold on) Ya ya.. me good. listen I gotta hang up now. I have a question to answer. Yes.. Ok see ya.. Host was astounded. Then he asked again. Joey: Ok, I understand the question. The...

Nov282021 by abcNo Comments

FRIENDS Quiz : How well you know Friends?

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It's been 20, 25.. no wait... maybe 21 years since the end of the universe's most famous show FRIENDS. But still, I want to ask you one thing.. How ya doing! If you are good enough at watching the FRIENDS TV series then, you probably will not be in a non-mood situation to answer these FRIENDS Quiz questions? I will try to remember to put the answers at the end, If not, then just Google it. So, here are the FRIENDS Quiz questions to be Bamboozled What is the middle name of Chandler Bing? Burial Gabrier Muriel Fruriel Joey does not share...? Girl Food Toys Underwear It's not just clean, it's...... clean. Rachel Monica Joey Chandler Super What is the name of the last restaurant, where Monica worked? ...

Jun192020 by abcNo Comments

Health benefits of jackfruit

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Juicy fruit jackfruit is available now. There are plenty health benefits of jackfruit. You can eat unique jackfruit in terms of nutrition to stay healthy. It contains fiber, protein, anti-oxidants, potassium, magnesium, manganese, copper, vitamin A, vitamin C, carbs and many more nutrients. Learn about the benefits of jackfruit. Health Benefits of Jackfruit The protein and anti-oxidants in jackfruit help control blood sugar. Eat jackfruit regularly to keep the skin beautiful. Vitamin C in it prevents premature aging of the skin. The potassium, fiber and anti-oxidants in jackfruit reduce the risk of heart disease. One of the vital health benefits of jackfruit is it contains Vitamin A and Vitamin A are found in jackfruit. These two vitamins keep the body healthy by increasing immu...

Jun182020 by abcNo Comments

Prevent hair loss with this 7 magical ingredients

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Here are the top ingredients to prevent hair loss. These are easy to find and easy to apply. If you want to stop hair loss and increase hair growth, you can take the help of home pack. With regular use, these will strengthen the hair follicles as well as increase the beauty of the hair. To Prevent hair loss ... use The white part of the egg Mix 1 teaspoon of olive oil and 1 teaspoon of honey with the white part of an egg. Apply the mixture from the ends of the hair to the roots. After 20 minutes, wash off with herbal shampoo. Onion juice Soak cotton in onion juice and apply it on the hair roots. Wait half an hour and wash off using a mild shampoo. You can mix a few drops of essential oil to remove the pungent smell of onion. Green tea Cool the green tea liqueur and wash your ...

Jun152020 by abcNo Comments

Learn how to make a mask like N95 masks

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In a recent interview with Reuters, WHO epidemiologist Maria Van Kerkhov said that coronary infections in ordinary cloth masks could not be prevented in cases where it was not possible to maintain social distance in accordance with the rules. In this case, the risk of corona infection can be avoided by wearing only a three-layer mask. But in this situation the demand for N95 masks has skyrocketed. This is because it is able to protect 95% of the dust and germs from getting into the nose and mouth. As the demand for N95 masks has increased, so has the price. In the last four months, the price of N95 mask has increased by about 250 percent. At present in the open market the price of one N95 mask is 250 to 300 rupees. The price of this mask is gradually going beyond the reach of ordinary p...

Jun152020 by abcNo Comments

Must follow these steps to avoid coronavirus

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The Corona situation is becoming increasingly worrying. Although there is lockdown to avoid coronavirus infection, the situation is still not under control. Although the situation in European countries has improved somewhat, the overall corona situation in the world is gradually deteriorating. In Bangladesh and India, the number of corona cases is increasing by leaps and bounds every day. Even in this situation, some people have to go out of the house every day in case of emergency or work. Even in this situation, those who have to go out almost every day must keep these things in mind to stay healthy and safe in Corona. To avoid coronavirus 1) To avoid coronavirus social distance from colleagues in the office should be maintained. You have to use the mask all the time. 2) Keep hand s...

Jun42020 by abcNo Comments

The importance of respiratory physiotherapy in treating coronavirus

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The number of patients infected with Covid-19 is increasing every day. Adherence to hygiene as well as a balanced diet and aerobic exercise can reduce the chances of contracting the disease by boosting the body's immune system. Respiratory physiotherapy combined with oxygen therapy will reduce the patient's respiratory complications and mortality. In developed countries, and even in neighboring India, respiratory physiotherapists are helping patients with Covid-19 to reduce their shortness of breath and heal them by expelling phlegm from the chest. It also has benefits. In the developed world, respiratory physiotherapists are employed to perform respiratory rehabilitation in chest medicine wards, ICUs, before and after lung surgery, and in multidisciplinary teams as needed by the pat...

May262020 by abcNo Comments

করোনায় অর্থনীতিকে চাঙ্গা করতে সিঙ্গাপুরের ২৩ বিলিয়ন ডলারের মেগাপ্ল্যান

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সিঙ্গাপুরের সরকার তার অর্থনীতিকে সমর্থন করতে আরও ৩৩ বিলিয়ন সিঙ্গাপুর ডলার (২৩.২ বিলিয়ন ডলার) ঘোষণা করেছে যা করোনাভাইরাস মহামারী দ্বারা মারাত্মকভাবে ক্ষতিগ্রস্থ হয়েছে। এর আগে, সিঙ্গাপুরের বাণিজ্য ও শিল্প মন্ত্রক তার মোট দেশজ উৎপাদনের পূর্বাভাসকে কমিয়ে দিয়েছিল এবং এখন ২০২০ সালে এটি ৪.০% থেকে .0.০% এর মধ্যে সঙ্কুচিত হওয়ার প্রত্যাশা করে - এটি এই বছরের অর্থনৈতিক অনুমানের তৃতীয় ডাউনগ্রেড। মঙ্গলবার দেশটির স্বাস্থ্য মন্ত্রণালয় জানিয়েছে যে এটি প্রাথমিকভাবে ৩৩৩টি নতুন করোনভাইরাস আক্রান্তের সত্যতা নিশ্চিত হয়েছে এবং এ সংখ্যা 32,343 এ নিয়েছে। এটি এশিয়ার সর্বোচ্চ। এটি দেশটিতে প্রাদুর্ভাবের পরে ঘোষণা করা চতুর্থ প্যাকেজ। এটি সিঙ্গাপুরের বাণিজ্য ও শিল্প মন্ত্রণালয় মোট দেশীয় পণ্যের জন্য তার পূর্বাভাস কমিয়ে দেওয়ার পরে এসেছিল। পূর্ববর্তী তিনটি উদ্দীপক প্যাকেজের পাশাপাশি, সিঙ্গাপুর ব...

May262020 by abcNo Comments

Singaporean chef is now chef-owner at successful Middle Rd omakase bar

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Tucked away during a corner of the second floor of Middle Road’s Fortune Centre is Kappou Japanese Sushi Tapas Bar. Despite its unassuming surroundings — neighboured by various vegetarian eateries and sharing a skinny partition with a Korean restaurant — browsing a glass door brings you into a small world of high-quality authentic Japanese cuisine. The restaurant’s interior is sparse. 12 seats face the kitchen, separated only by a counter, giving diners front row seats to the preparation of their food. Spectating would be an appropriate analogy for anyone who eats at the restaurant. On the opposite side of the counter, 26-year-old owner and chef Aeron Choo dazzles her customers with both her cooking and her showmanship. "Kappou", the primary word within the restaurant’s name, lite...

May252020 by abcNo Comments

John Wick game coming soon on PC and MAC

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The game is based on the Hollywood action movie 'John Wick'. The John Wick game, called 'John Wick Hex', will be released on October 7 for Windows and Mac users. According to technology site Engadget, it is designed as a strategic game, not an action. Engadget also states that the graphics for "John Wick Hex" are designed in comic-book style art. John Wick game As a result, John Wick game gamer will enjoy graphics of different tastes while playing. Obstacles like short amo, limited reload time have been kept in the game. Jojo Yousebo, the stunt coordinator of the original film, acted as a consultant during its making. It is unknown at this time what he will do after leaving the post. However, online site Game-Debate estimates that the game will require a minimum of 64-bit Windows 8...

May242020 by abcNo Comments

Singapore government set an example of humanity

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The Singapore government set an example of the best humanity in the world. The minds of the people of this small country are so big that it is unimaginable. The Singapore government has been setting one example after another with expatriate Bangladeshis. This is a competition of humanity, in this competition the government of Singapore has achieved the flag of "victory of world humanity" by leaving all the countries of the world behind. A Bangladeshi expatriate is on the verge of death due to liver cancer, medical science is helpless to him. He had the last wish of his expatriate brother, to spend the last time of his life with his family. I want to see the faces of children, mothers and family members. The last wish of this helpless man's life reaches the hearts of the doctors, nurs...

May242020 by abcNo Comments

Why Trump doesn’t wear a mask?

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Why Trump doesn’t wear a mask? Trump doesn’t wear a mask in front of the camera for a reason. No matter how much the US President Donald Trump inspires ordinary people to wear face masks, it has not been seen in his own time. Trump has made the use of masks mandatory even in the White House. But he was seen without a mask in any briefing there. Why? According to him, journalists and media people will have fun when they come in front of the camera after the mask. He doesn't want to give this fun. Why Trump doesn’t wear a mask The U.S. president visited a Ford factory in the U.S. state of Michigan on Thursday. Although he had a mask in his hand during the visit, he did not wear it on his face. He has openly shown the strange reason behind using this mask. This Ford factory is making vent...