Friday, March 29
Shadow

Brand New Jokes Episode-1

Patient of Heart new Jokes

A patient of heart asking his doctor Patient: Doctor, can I use the stair soon? Doctor: Yes, But not very often. Patient: Oh! You are a lifesaver! Doctor: Why! Patient: My life has been devastated from when I started using the water pipe to go upstairs.

Operation Theater new Jokes

A patient in the operation theater suddenly put his hand on the pocket and brings out the money he got. Doctor: Oh, no! You do not have to pay before the operation. Patient: Oh, no, I am counting my money before you push that anesthesia.

Media new jokes

Two friends sitting on a wet grazing field and are gossiping about the future of media. Jhon: Technology is advancing, is the television going to replace the newspaper soon? Paul: I don’t think so. Jhon: why? Paul: Because you can’t put a television under your butt.

Sinking boat new jokes

Two friends went on a picnic by boat. After going to the middle of the river, the boat started sinking. Jhon: hey! Robin, the boat is sinking! Robin: Don’t worry at all. Let it sink. Jhon: Why! Robin: First, Its not our boat, I hired it. And, the owner has an insurance policy also.

Professor jokes

A professor’s wife is in the hospital. She was in labor. Professor was reading a book on quantum physics with full attention. Suddenly a nurse came and said, Hey! Professor! There is a boy… Professor was disturbed and said, “Tell him to come another day, I am very busy today!”

Indian restaurant

An Indian man enters into a restaurant to eat lunch. Manager: Sir, please sit here, you will feel like home The man with anger replied “If I feel like home, what is the point of coming here!”

Mugger jokes

A mugger stopped an ordinary jobholder in the street at midnight. Mugger: What will you give me, the wallet or your life? The man: oh, brother, take my life for now. If you take that wallet, I will not be able to eat for the rest of the month. Then I will die of hunger    

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Please disable your adblocker or whitelist this site!

error: Content is protected !!